[灌水篇] 要求加薪的一封信

[柏青哥]

某天，一個員工寄了一封信給她的老闆，內容為：

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$
worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat
and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih
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球球2006.7.1離開了我們...
奇奇2010.12.18在把拔馬麻的懷裏離開,去跟球球作伴~
季諾2012.4.28拿到天使證照,去天堂有證照還有奇奇罩！
CoCo2012.12.20當了把拔馬麻4年的乖女兒也去找葛格們玩~

[柏青哥]

第二天，她收到了老闆的回信：

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays,
NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed
that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States
may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things
may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager
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球球2006.7.1離開了我們...
奇奇2010.12.18在把拔馬麻的懷裏離開,去跟球球作伴~
季諾2012.4.28拿到天使證照,去天堂有證照還有奇奇罩！
CoCo2012.12.20當了把拔馬麻4年的乖女兒也去找葛格們玩~